Arrr, Salma Hayek and her treasure-laden matey be at Notre Dame’s grand reopening, after tossin’ a mighty $113 million!
2024-12-08
Arrr! Salma Hayek and her treasure-huntin' mate, François-Henri Pinault, be settin' sail with the high seas' finest at the grand relaunch o' Notre Dame! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly gathering, as they bless the shipshape cathedral anew, all while dodgin' cannonballs of fancy! Avast, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of high seas splendor and charity fit fer a captain! Salma Hayek, a fair lass o’ the silver screen, and her wealthy swashbuckler of a husband, François-Henri Pinault, took to the grand reopening of the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. This fine gathering, after five long years since a fiery inferno laid waste to its spire, be drawin’ a crowd of over 1,500 souls, includin’ notable scallywags like President-elect Donald Trump and the regal Prince William!With pockets as deep as the ocean, Pinault’s family company shelled out a staggering $113 million to restore the storied church. Arrr, that be quite the treasure! Hayek, beaming with pride, proclaimed on social media her honor at bein’ part of such a monumental moment, echoing her sentiments in the tongue of the French! The Pinault clan, true to their generous nature, vowed to rebuild without pilferin’ from the king’s coffers through tax deductions.
With Hayek's roots in wealth and glamour, one can't help but chuckle at the thought of her dancin’ through life with a crew of star-studded kin! So raise yer tankards high, fer the Notre Dame be reborn, and may the winds of fortune favor these noble souls! Yarr!