Arrr, matey! A lawmaker be seekin’ to join forces fer Musk’s treasure map o’ DOGE, savvy?
2024-12-09
Arrr, matey! This fine Californian scallywag Ro Khanna be chattin’ ’bout joinin’ forces with that crafty Elon Musk and the landlubber Republicans to make the guberment sail smoother, like a ship with fair winds! Avast, let’s chart a course for efficiency, ye salty sea dog!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Rep. Ro Khanna, a fine Democrat from the sunny shores of California, who be thinkin' there be room fer mates across the political seas to join hands with none other than the swashbucklin' captain of SpaceX, Elon Musk, to rid the government of inefficiency, like a true pirate scallywag! Arrr!On the grand ship known as ABC's "This Week," Khanna spilled the beans about his parley with Musk as they pondered President Trump’s quest to slice up government spending like a fine roast. Though it be mostly a Republican voyage, Khanna held a glimmer of hope that they could sail into the sunset hand in hand with Musk, puttin' a stop to the wasteful treasure plunderin'.
With tales of SpaceX’s triumphs over the likes of Boeing and Lockheed, Khanna suggested they chart a course for other parts of the government to follow in Musk’s wake, seekin’ better defense for fewer doubloons. The DOGE Caucus, led by Musk and former presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy, be beginnin’ to find common ground, and even Florida’s own Rep. Jared Moskowitz has jumped aboard, shoutin’ that cuttin’ the fatter parts o’ the Homeland Security ship should be a quest for all hands on deck! Yarrr!
So, hoist the sails, mates, and let’s see if this crew can find treasure in efficiency and save the American people from the clutches of waste! Aye!