"Arrr! Activists be beggin’ Biden to free the souls from the gallows ‘fore that scallywag Trump hoists the sails!"
2024-12-09
Avast ye! In a jolly fleet of missives, landlubbers like human rights scallywags, ex-prison wardens, and kin of the wronged be cryin’ out that Captain Biden sailed in on a promise to shun the gallows’ noose! Aye, where’s the treasure of his word, I ask ye? Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the landlubber shores of politics! In a ruckus of open letters, a motley crew of human rights buccaneers, ex-keepers of the jailhouse, and kin o’ the crime-riddled folk be raisin' a ruckus! They be callin’ out our Captain Biden, who be sayin’ he’d hang his hat on scuttlin’ the gallows when he sailed into the White House.