"Avast! A trial for the whole ship's contraption, me hearties! Let’s see if it be seaworthy or scallywag!"
2024-12-09
Arrr, matey! It be said that Captain Trump be settin' sail fer the high seas of power, with the crew's watch slackened! The cannons be loaded, but the riggin' ain’t tight. Hoist the Jolly Roger; it be a raucous voyage ahead, with nary a hand to steady the ship!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain landlubber named Donald Trump, who be settin' sail to claim the captain's chair in the grand ol' ship of state! But lo and behold, this scallywag be takin' the helm with a mighty weakened crew of checks and balances, aye! The winds of fortune have blown in his favor, leavin' the ship's riggin' a tad loose, if ye catch me drift.