Arrr, matey! Alvin Bragg’s foe be sayin' rushin' Daniel Penny's trial be a sign o' poor seafarin' sense!
2024-12-09
Arrr, ye scallywags! Maud Maron, a bold lass vyin' for the DA’s treasure, be shoutin’ that Alvin Bragg’s folly of bringin' the Daniel Penny tale to court be naught but a storm in a teacup! Aye, let’s not waste good rum on such nonsense!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus in the heart of Manhattan! Maud Maron, a challenger to the scallywag Alvin Bragg, be raisin' a ruckus over his folly in court. She be sayin' that bringin’ the good sailor Daniel Penny to trial be a mark of poor judgment, aye!Now, this Daniel Penny, a brave Marine, found himself in a squabble when a wild sea dog named Jordan Neely, high on the devil's weed and shoutin' threats, stormed aboard the subway ship! In the scuffle, Penny put Neely in a chokehold, and lo and behold, the poor lad ended up dead. But fear not, for the jury, wise as a ship’s captain, declared him not guilty of any misdeed!
Maron, bless her heart, claimed that many New Yorkers be feelin’ relieved, for it be a case that shoulda never made it to the jury’s ear. She declared that Penny acted not out of malice, but to protect the innocent crew aboard the train! She calls it a tragic tale, yet insists that the fair folk of Manhattan should hoist the sails and vote to oust Bragg, lest they find themselves in more choppy waters!
So heed this tale, ye landlubbers, for the winds of change be blowin’ through the harbor, and it be up to the good people to steer their own ship! Arrr!