Arrr, after meetin' Hegseth twice, ol' Ernst be wonderin' if she’s aboard for the confirmation voyage or not!
2024-12-09
Arrr, matey! Republican Sen. Joni Ernst, a fine lass o' the Armed Services crew, be givin' a nod to ol' Pete Hegseth, the scallywag Trump be wantin' as his defense captain. A right ruckus it be, but she’s ready to hoist the sails! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round and lend an ear to the tale of Senator Joni Ernst, a lass from Iowa, the first wench to don the mantle of a combat veteran in the Senate! She be eyein’ to support the noble Pete Hegseth, a scallywag plucked by the President-elect to be the new captain of defense. After a chinwag with him, she declared she be expectin’ fair winds and no anonymous whispers in their hearings!Now, Hegseth, a brave soul who served in distant lands of Afghanistan and Iraq, has faced a squall of allegations about drinkin’ and misdeeds with the lassies. But fear not, for he swears on the Black Spot that he’ll touch no grog if he takes the helm!
Ernst, a clever lass with a fierce heart for justice, aims to ensure our brave servicemen and women be treated with honor and dignity, shunning the dreaded quotas! But beware, ye landlubbers, for trouble brews on the horizon! Some salty sea dogs threaten a primary challenge against Ernst, callin’ her out for her support of Hegseth. The tides be turnin’, and this pirate tale be far from over! Sail on and stay tuned for more mischief on the high seas of politics!