"Arrr! R.F.K. Jr. be battlin’ corn syrup, sailin’ a health crusade straight into Trump’s treasure-filled waters!"
2024-12-10
Arrr, when that scallywag Donald J. Trump be sayin' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could “go wild” on health, he surely didn’t reckon his chosen matey for health secretary be battlin’ the very crew of the president-elect! A merry jest, indeed, in the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin a yarn 'bout a curious affair ensconced in the treacherous waters of politics. When the swashbucklin' Donald J. Trump declared that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could “go wild” on matters of health, I reckon he didn't foresee the scallywag he'd chosen for health secretary settin’ sail straight into a tempest of trouble with the very crew that had pledged loyalty to the Trump ship!