Avast, me hearties! Trump and the scallywags in Congress be needin’ to hoist the budget sails posthaste! Arrr!
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! The 2025 treasure map o’ budget-reconciliation be the secret to keepin’ yer ship afloat fer the 2026 election storms! Without it, ye be walkin’ the plank, savvy? So hoist the sails o' coin and chart yer course wisely!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand ol' budget resolution, aye! President-elect Trump and his salty crew in the House and Senate have a mighty task ahead. They be needin’ to haul anchor and set sail with that budget resolution, lest they be caught in the doldrums come spring of 2026! With their treasure maps in hand, they'll be chartin’ a course to extend those sweet tax cuts from 2017, savvy?Now, this here reconciliation process be like a swift sea breeze, makin’ the passage o’ legislation as fast as a cannonball! Congress must first draw up a budget resolution, givin’ orders to committees on how to plunder the coffers without raisin’ the Jolly Roger too high!
Time be of the essence, fer if the economy don’t be boom’n by the next elections, the GOP might find themselves swimmin’ with the fishes! The folks in blue be itchin’ for another go at impeachin’ ol’ Trump, but he’s a crafty captain, lookin’ to steer his ship toward a legacy of riches and prosperity, aye!
So hoist the sails, ye rascals! The budget resolution is the treasure they seek, and if any scallywag dares vote against it, they’ll find themselves walkin’ the plank come primaries! The winds of change be blowin’, and the GOP better catch ‘em or face a stormy sea ahead!