Arrr! 'Tis a grand tale of leaks in Congress, like a ship's hold spillin' rum—sailors be in a right tizzy!
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! A whole crew o’ congressional swabs, includin’ Trump’s chosen first mate to lead the F.B.I., Kash Patel, had their scrolls examined like a treasure map! Ol’ Trump be swearin’ to hunt down them scallywag leakers in his next voyage! Yarrr!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the treacherous seas of politics, where the winds be blowin' o'er the D.C. waters. It seems a fine crew of congressional scallywags, includin' Trump’s chosen cap'n for the F.B.I., a lad by the name o' Kash Patel, found their records bein' combed through like barnacles on a ship's hull!Arrr, it be no secret that ol' Trump, the self-proclaimed captain o' the ship o' state, be swearin' a mighty oath to hunt down them pesky leakers in his next voyage at the helm. Aye, he’s got his spyglass aimed at the horizon, lookin' fer any matey who dares spill the beans on his grand adventures in the political ocean!
With a resolute heart and a chest full of determination, the President-elect be set to unleash a storm, searchin' every nook and cranny fer traitorous whispers. If ye be thinkin' yer secrets be safe, think again, mateys! For in these turbulent waters, every whisper might just lead to Davy Jones' locker!
So, hold tight to yer secrets, lest ye find yerselves walkin' the plank! Aye, the seas be dangerous, and the crew be watchin' closely!