"Scallywag in C.E.O. slayin' ditched the cushy life o' gold and glory, savvy?"
2024-12-10
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Luigi Mangione, a swabbin’ Ivy League techie sprung from a noble Maryland clan, be now wallopin’ in both body and noggin. A real landlubber's tale of woe, it be! Aye, what a jolly mess fer a fine lad!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Luigi Mangione, a lad from the fine shores of Maryland, whose lineage be as grand as a treasure chest bursting with doubloons. This landlubber, a scholar of the Ivy League, traded his quills for gadgets, and yet, unbeknownst to many, he be sufferin’ from a tempest o’ both body and mind!