"Arrr! We be sailin' smooth seas now, me hearties! Blue port be closin' its migrant havens, fewer souls to swab the deck!"
2024-12-10
Arrr, me hearties! Mayor Eric Adams be hoistin' the flag o' closure on over two dozen havens for wayward souls, as the tide o' migrants be ebbin' away in New York’s bustling port! Aye, it seems the ship be takin' on less crew!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye the yarn of Mayor Eric Adams of the fair city of New York, where the tides o' migrant arrivals be shiftin' like a tempest! On the morrow of Tuesday, the good Mayor declared a mighty closure of 25 migrant shelters, takin' the axe to establishments in the Bronx, Brooklyn, and Queens, as well as far-off lands like Buffalo and Poughkeepsie!Since the year of our Lord 2022, over 225,000 scallywags have sailed into New York, all in the wake of a grand migration from the southern shores, prodded by crafty Texans busin' 'em north. But lo! A 22-week lull in arrivals has given Adams the courage to shut down some of these makeshift havens!
With a hearty laugh, he proclaimed, "Our strategies be workin', and we be better than any other port in the nation at navigatin' this storm!" Adams, who’s been givin’ the federal lot a right earful, be open to parley with the new border czar from Trump’s crew, hopin' to keep the seas calm and the citizens safe.
Meanwhile, the landlubbers of New York seem to favor the idea of deportin' illegal immigrants, with a good 54% supportin' such maneuvers! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’ strong, and this swashbucklin’ saga continues!