Arrr! House be hoistin' the 'Liberty in Laundry' flag, takin' on Biden’s green washin’ machines, matey!
2024-12-10
Avast, mateys! The "Liberty in Laundry Act," conjured by Rep. Andy Ogles, seeks to scuttle the Biden crew's fancy new rules fer washin’ yer duds! Aye, let the washin’ machines be free as a parrot on me shoulder! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the landlubbers in Washington settin' sail on a raucous vote to shanghai the Biden crew's latest green energy caper! Aye, the Department of Energy be layin' down new rules fer them wash machines, sayin' they be too inefficient fer the likes of decent swabs. But lo and behold, Rep. Andy Ogles from Tennessee be raisin' his flag with a grand plan dubbed the "Liberty in Laundry Act," lookin' to sink the admin’s ship right quick! The House be votin’ soon to keep them pesky energy standards at bay, lettin' good folk choose their own appliances without the gub'ment stickin' its nose where it don't belong! House Majority Leader Scalise, full of righteous fury, be declarin’ that Biden’s war on our trusty wash machines only brings misery to the good families of America. The DOE be claimin’ that their changes could save the seas from 71 million metric tons of “dangerous carbon dioxide,” but some be sayin’ it’s just a ruse to swindle the simple folk. Meanwhile, over in New York, Gov. Hochul be offerin' shiny doubloons to those who swap their old contraptions for greener models! It be a right hullabaloo indeed in the world of laundry, and ye can bet this be one battle fer the ages on the high seas of politics!