Arrr! Daniel Penny be innocent, Biden spins three tall tales, and more jests from the salty sea of Fox News!
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! Set yer sights on the freshest tales from the Fox News deck! Gaze upon the jolly antics of Captain Hannity, and the wise musings of buccaneer Arroyo, and more! Hoist the sails and let the laughter roll like a cannon’s boom!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin a yarn from the treacherous seas of the news! It be a right kerfuffle, I tell ye, with Sean Hannity bellowin’ about the “travesty of justice” in the Daniel Penny case, claimin’ it ne’er should’ve seen the light of day! Arrr!Then we’ve got Hugh Hewitt, shoutin’ for Trump and his congressional mates to hoist the sails and fast-track the budget, lest they be lost at sea. Meanwhile, Liz Peek be raisin’ the Jolly Roger, sayin’ Trump outfoxed that scallywag Biden once more, and Gutfeld likens Trump’s antics to a burger at a PETA meetin’—a sight to behold!
Daniel Penny be walkin’ free, but DA Bragg’s ship be takin’ on water, leavin’ a mighty mess behind. Not to be forgotten, Raymond Arroyo be dissectin’ celebrity wisdom—an endeavor as fruitful as a parrot’s riddle. And aye, sanctuary city Democrats be faced with a choice of their own makin'—between their loyal crew and the illegals aboard!
Lastly, Biden be spinnin’ tales thicker than a kraken’s tentacle about his family business, while his spendin’ on “misinformation” be more shocking than a sailor’s first sip of rum! So hoist yer flags, me hearties, and let the debates rage like a tempest at sea!