Arrr! Dick Van Dyke and Cher be skedaddlin' from their Malibu treasure as the Franklin fire rages like a kraken!
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! Mr. Van Dyke, a spry 99 this Friday, and his fair lass Arlene be makin' a hasty retreat with their furry crew, as the dreaded Franklin blaze be hot on their heels, threatenin' to turn their home into a pile of charred timbers! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the doughty Mr. Van Dyke, who be celebratin' his 99th trip 'round the sun this Friday! Aye, ye heard it right, a fine gentleman who be nearly a century old! But alas, the winds of misfortune blew, for a foul beast called the Franklin fire be comin' to scorch their fair homeland.