Avast ye! New Jersey's captain be shoutin' for a wee emergency, as the drone riddle thickens like a foggy sea!
2024-12-10
Arrr, a landlubber senator from New Jersey be hollerin’ to hoist the Jolly Roger over a wee state o’ emergency! The skies be swarmin’ with elusive flying contraptions, and the mystery thickens like a fine grog! Avast, what manner of sorcery be this?
Avast ye scallywags and landlubbers! A right peculiar affair be brewin’ in the Garden State of New Jersey, where a state senator by the name of Jon Bramnick be callin’ for a limited state of emergency o’er mysterious large drones a-flyin’ about! Aye, he cries out for the banishment of these airborne contraptions until the good folk of New Jersey be given some answers.Reports of these swashbucklin’ aerial beasts hoverin’ o’er the Trump estate and military forts be risin’ like a tide at full moon, with Governor Phil Murphy spoutin’ tales of forty-nine sightings in just one day! The White House, led by the ever-watchful press boss Karine Jean-Pierre, be sayin’ these drones be not from foreign ships, but the mystery still stirs fears among the people. The FBI be on the case, but they admit they know as much about these drones as a duck knows of the high seas!
Our brave legislators, from both sides of the isle, be settin’ sail for some clarity, demandin’ answers for the sake of the anxious public. The FAA has even imposed restrictions on flights above Trump’s fair grounds and the armory of Picatinny Arsenal. So hunker down, ye New Jerseyans, as the skies be filled with questions and the winds whisper tales of drones in the night! Arrr!