The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The high-falutin' clan of the scallywag suspected o' the C.E.O. shankin' be makin' waves, I tell ye!

2024-12-10

Arrr, matey! Before the captain's capture of Luigi Mangione this week, his kin were famed for fashionin' a treasure trove of trade, makin' 'em a might force in local politics and charitable shenanigans. Now, they be shiverin' in their boots like landlubbers!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a scallywag named Luigi Mangione and his rascally kinfolk. Aye, this crew be known far and wide not fer sailin’ the seven seas, but fer buildin’ a mighty fine business that hath made ‘em a power in the realm of local politics and charity, savvy?

But alas, the tides be turnin’ fer the Mangione clan! This week, the constables clapped the irons on ol’ Luigi, castin’ a dark shadow upon their fine reputation. Aye, here be a family that once swabbed the deck of success, now findin’ themselves in a bit of a pickle, eh? From donation chests to the gallows, the fall be swift as a cannonball!

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