"Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis a scallywag's ramble 'bout the cursed White devilry after Penny's narrow escape! Arrr!"
2024-12-11
Arrr, ye scallywags! Outspoken matey Rep. Jamaal Bowman from the shores of New York be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the untimely demise of young Jordan Neely, kickin' off his missive with “Ahoy, White Folk!” Aye, the sea be full of tempests and words be sharper than cutlasses!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ Outgoing Rep. Jamaal Bowman, a landlubber from New York, who be takin’ to the seas of social media with a missive directed at "White people" after a court found Daniel Penny not guilty for his hand in the death of Jordan Neely, a fella who met a tragic end on the subway.Bowman, with the fervor of a cannon blast, bemoaned the jury's decision as he penned a screed that began with a curious "Dear White People." Argh, the audacity! He claimed he still held a glimmer of hope fer the lot of 'em, but warned that many be far gone. He listed the sorrows of Black lives lost, expressin’ his frustration with the unjust tides of white supremacy, callin' out the hypocrisy of it all, as if he be the captain and they the scallywags.
With a heart heavy with trauma, he wondered why he had to live with such ills whilst the likes of Penny sailed free as the wind. Social media erupted in laughter and shock, with critics callin’ him a "malignant narcissist," and others wonderin’ why he be makin’ everything about race. Alas, his time in the political seas be over, as he was the first of the "Squad" to be tossed overboard in a primary, for his foolish ramblings. Sail on, Bowman, sail on!