Arrr! Outspoken Rep. Jamaal Bowman be sendin' a missive to the pale-faced crew after Daniel Penny sails free, savvy?
2024-12-11
Arrr, Rep. Jamaal Bowman be sendin' a missive to the landlubbers titled "Dear White People," after that scallywag Daniel Penny skated free! This matey, who be walkin' the plank in the Democratic showdown, be soon settin' sail from Congress. Avast, what a merry hullabaloo!
Ahoy mateys, gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a curious tale of a land lubber, one Jamaal Bowman, who be settin’ sail on the turbulent seas of political discourse! Just after the hullabaloo of Daniel Penny’s acquittal—a scallywag who chokeheld a poor soul named Jordan Neely—Bowman, the soon-to-be-ex-Rep, penned a missive to his “Dear White People.” He be wonderin’ why he still sails the waters of conversation with ye, claimin’ some of ye be too far gone, yet harborin' a glimmer of hope for a few good souls to join in the fight against white supremacy!Our dear Bowman, who faced a rough storm in the Democratic primary and be ready to walk the plank from Congress, called out the vile hypocrisy of it all! He be speakin’ of his many encounters with brutal police violence, wonderin’ how many white lads ever witnessed such a horror. “Never!” he declared, paintin’ a picture of the injustices that plague his kind while ye sip yer grog in peace. He retorted, “If ye be so triggered by me words, imagine how I feel with the weight of injustice on me back!” So there ye have it—a tale of woe, humor, and a call to arms! Yarrr, the seas be rough, and justice be a fickle wind, indeed!