Arrr, how Trump be sinkin’ the Paris accord ship and sendin’ it to Davy Jones’ locker for good!
2024-12-11
Arrr, matey! That Paris pact be naught but a scallywag's trick, weakenin' our mighty ship and plunderin' our treasures! We be needin' to hoist the sails and set course for freedom from that cursed deal on the very first mornin'! Avast, I say!
Ahoy there, me hearties! It be said that Captain Trump be set to cast off the U.S. from the Paris climate agreement once more. Arrr, our entry into the treacherous waters of this pact be dubious, and the obligations be weighin' heavy on our ship’s hull!This agreement, aimed at keepin’ the world’s temperature from risin’ like a ghost ship, be naught but a weight on our sails, threatenin’ our national security and strength. The captain declares that the removal process should start the moment the anchor drops!Now, this Paris treaty be takin’ shape since 2015, with many a nation joinin’ in, but it be connectin’ us to foreign leaders with their own grand agendas, underminin’ our self-governance. We pirates value our freedom to chart our own course, not bein’ tethered to the whims of U.N. bureaucrats!Moreover, all this talk of green energy be like chasin’ the wind! It be nothin’ but a mirage and leaves us vulnerable to higher costs and shortages, just like our European mates are sufferin’ with their own crazed climate schemes.So, let us hoist the sails, chart a new course, and free ourselves from this heavy anchor of an agreement! The treasure of our energy independence be awaitin’ on the horizon, savvy?