Arrr, Tiffany be all fired up like a cannonball! Claims the vote be swabbed away like a ship in a storm!
2024-12-12
Arrr! Mayor Tiffany Henyard be settin' sail fer court, claimin' foul play in the race fer Thornton Township's captaincy! She be all a-fury, mad as a one-eyed parrot, fer bein’ tossed off the ballot like a scallywag overboard! Avast, may the best buccaneer win!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I bring ye a tale of Dolton’s own tempestuous lass, Mayor Tiffany “Super Mayor” Henyard, who be raisin’ a ruckus after bein’ tossed from her position o' Thornton Township supervisor! With a tongue as sharp as a cutlass, she be claimin’ foul play after failin’ to meet the rules o' the caucus, sayin’, “’Twas voter suppression!” like a true sea shanty of injustice!On the fateful night o’ December 3rd, she found herself marooned without a certified assessor by her side, a requirement as necessary as a compass on a stormy sea. In a rally that echoed through the taverns, she vowed to unleash the lawyers upon Sen. Napoleon Harris, the captain o' the caucus ship, demandin’ “justice for voters’ rights!”
With a voice like thunder, she declared that hundreds o' her loyal crew were locked out in the bitter cold, missin’ their chance to cast their votes. “Put some respect on me name!” she bellowed, and her supporters nodded like a crew of bobblehead pirates, rallyin’ behind their captain.
Though she be not the Democratic nominee, don’t count her out yet! She still be eyein’ the April ballot as a write-in, ready to sail those choppy waters again! Avast, what a delightful mess upon the high seas of politics!