"Bloke nabbed on the Metrobus fer dodgin' his fare, but armed with a boomstick! Blimey, what a scallywag!"
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! Gerald Evans, a scallywag of 30, be caught with a boomstick when the Metro cops nabbed him on a bus! He thought he could dodge the fare like a slippery fish, but alas, the law be no friend to such a rogue! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of mischief and mayhem in the fine city of Washington, D.C. A scallywag by the name o' Gerald Evans, a 30-year-old knave, found himself in a right pickle when he boarded a Metrobus without a single doubloon to pay his fare. But lo! Under his coat, he harbored a fearsome surprise—a loaded shotgun, ready to cause a ruckus!
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