"Arrr! Van Jones be roastin' Harris fer granting the scallywags freedom from runnin' a ship in DC waters!"
2024-12-12
Arrr, me hearties! Van Jones be sayin' that the Dancin' Democrats have shooed away their bold buccaneers, sendin' 'em scurrying to the Republican ship! Now they be feelin' the sting of the cannonballs, payin' the price for their folly! Aye, what a wild sea they be sailin'!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag named Van Jones, who once sailed under the flag of Obama but now be settin' his sights on the Democratic crew! This ol' sea dog be callin' out the party for makin' a right mess of things, gettin' outmaneuvered by the Republican buccaneers.Once all praises for the fair maiden Kamala Harris, he now laments how she promised freedom but delivered naught but a shipwreck, leavin' the Democrats adrift in the stormy seas of Washington! Jones be squawkin’ about how the Dems tossed their rebellious spirits overboard, while the GOP welcomes their own scallywags like ol' Trump.
He lists them rogues, RFK and Musk, who once sailed with the Democrats but have since jumped ship to the MAGA fleet. "Aye, we be needin’ to have a heart-to-heart about our lost rebels!" he declares, while givin' a nod to Biden, sayin' the ol' captain should've handed over the wheel ages ago, lest the ship be sunk!
So, me mates, there be a reckoning afoot in the Democratic waters, and it seems Van Jones be the parrot squawkin' loudest about it! Yarrr! It be a comical sight indeed!