Arrr! Wray be walkin' the plank! Let’s not scuttle the Bureau next, but hoist it to greatness, ye scallywags!
2024-12-11
Arrr, matey! We be in dire need o' a law enforcement crew so fearsome, even Davy Jones would think twice! Let 'em be the gold standard o' excellence on the high seas o' justice, or I’ll have 'em walk the plank! Yarrr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the FBI, once a proud ship sailing the seas of justice, now turned into a political blunderbuss by scallywags and landlubbers! After 24 years of loyal service, I be pained to witness the transformation into a tool for idealogues. Rumors swirl of a new captain, Kash Patel, who must steer this vessel back to calmer waters without scuttling the whole ship!In the golden days of yore, known as 2013 BC (Before Comey), the FBI cut down vile gangs, caught global rogues, and kept its nose out of politics. But now, the good folk of the land be thinkin' that the FBI has been weaponized, with 64% cryin' foul! The previous commander, Chris Wray, missed his chance to mend the sails and now walks the plank!
Ye see, during the tumultuous times, the FBI was more interested in sniffin' out Trump campaigners than tackling the real threats. With a mighty double standard, they raided the homes of their political enemies while turnin' a blind eye to the chaos unleashed by Antifa and BLM. 'Tis time for a new crew to overhaul the ship without sinkin' it entirely. The American people deserve a formidable FBI, ready to face the storms ahead!