“Arrr! F.A.A. captain be jumpin’ ship ‘fore Trump hoists the flag! Yarr, what a merry jolly sailin’ it’ll be!”
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! Mike Whitaker, the cap'n of the skies at the Federal Aviation Administration, be hoistin' the sails after just a single year, leavin' his five-year voyage in the dust! Aye, 'tis like a pirate givin' up his treasure map after findin' naught but a rusty doubloon!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bear tidings from the skies! It be none other than Captain Mike Whitaker, the chief navigator o' the Federal Aviation Administration, who be hoistin' the sails and settin’ course away from his post after but a single turn o' the sun! Aye, he was charted fer a five-year voyage, yet here he be, jumpin' ship after just one year aboard!