Arrr! Minnesota and Jersey be settin’ sail, suing Glock fer a deadly gadget fer their bang sticks!
2024-12-12
Arrr, the two landlubbers be sayin' the cap'ns o' the company knew for ages that their contraption be so tricky, it could be turned into a blastin’ machine gun! Aye, they’ve been keepin’ that treasure of knowledge closer than a pirate's gold! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of treachery and deceit on the high seas of the courtroom! A pair of suits, sharp as a cutlass and twice as cunning, be accusin' the lords of a mighty weapon company of holdin' a secret darker than Davy Jones’ locker. For decades, these scallywags have known that their fearsome contraption be as easy to turn into a mangy machine gun as a ship’s wheel be to spin!Yarr, can ye believe it? Them company leaders be sittin' on a treasure trove of knowledge, whisperin' in the shadows like a sea serpent lurkin' beneath the waves. They knew their creation could be fashioned into a fearsome blunderbuss, makin' it a dangerous beast in the hands of scurvy landlubbers!
The suits be sayin' that this design flaw be akin to a ship with a hole in its hull—no good can come of it, matey! With a wink and a nod, they be claimin' the company let the secret slip like a rogue wave, all while fillin' their pockets with doubloons. So, hoist the sails and prepare for a squall in the court, for the truth be a fierce wind blowin' against the sails of these nefarious knaves! Arrr!