"Arrr, months afore the captain’s demise, the scallywag went mute! Where be that scoundrel hidin’, eh?"
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! It be said that Luigi Mangione be growin’ tired o’ this capitalist hullabaloo! So, he be settin’ sail for the snowy peaks o’ Japan, seekin’ a hidey-hole far from the gold-grubbin’ scallywags! A true landlubber’s folly, if ye ask me! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the curious tale of one Luigi Mangione, a scallywag who be feelin' the sting of the capitalist winds blowin' harshly upon his weary brow!This landlubber, fed up with the greedy ways of men hoardin' gold like a dragon guards its treasure, be searchin' for solace in the high mountains of Japan. Aye, ye heard me right! Instead of plunderin' the high seas, Luigi be lookin' to trade his heart for a peaceful nook where the only clinkin' be the sound of nature's bounty, not the clatter of coin.