Arrr! The University o' Michigan may cast the D.E.I. matey overboard fer stirrin' the pot with antisemitic tales!
2024-12-12
Arrr, the scallywag in charge o' them fancy multicultural programs be accused o' spoutin’ foul words 'gainst the Jews! But she be denyin’ the claims, claimin’ she be as innocent as a parrot on a perch! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas o’ diplomacy!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag who be in a bit of a pickle! There be an official, a fair administrator of all sorts o’ multicultural merry-making, accused o' lettin’ slip some rather unsavory words ‘bout the fine folk o’ the Jewish persuasion. Aye, ye heard me right! Whispers be flyin’ like a cannonball through the riggin’ that she spoke words darker than a stormy night on the high seas.Now, this lass, she be stout o’ heart and quick with her tongue, claimin’ she never uttered such foulness! She be denyin’ the allegations faster than a parrot takes flight when a shark be near! What be the truth, ye ask? Well, it be murkier than a brackish swamp, as both sides be givin’ their tales. The accusations be floatin’ about like a ghost ship, while she stands firm, claimin’ innocence with a fervor that could shatter a bottle o’ rum!
So here we be, caught in a storm of words and whispers, with no clear horizon in sight. Let this be a lesson, crew: tread lightly ‘round the words ye choose, for ye never know when ye might find yerself in the brig, accused of speakin’ like a scallywag! Har har!