Arrr, matey! Cut the nepotism nonsense, Biden crew! But aye, clemency be a fine treasure worth keepin'!
2024-12-12
Avast, matey! Too many American ports be wrestlin' with ruffians! Our jails be overflowin' like a leaky ship, and the lawmen be more stretched than a sailor's trousers after a feast! Blimey, it’s a right ruckus out there!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the recent shenanigans of Captain Biden, who, on a singular day, set sail to free 1,500 souls from the clutches of home confinement! 'Tis a fine act, though many be whisperin' that it be a feeble band-aid fer the scallywag antics of his own kin, Hunter. Aye, the winds of politics be blowin' foul as questions arise 'bout some dubious pardons granted just last month, as if to cloak more mischief from the Biden crew.But fear not! Both landlubbers and buccaneers alike sing praises for the CARES Act — a grand scheme that hath a mere 3.7% chance of folks returnin' to their nefarious ways. This ol' Act, born in the stormy seas of 2020, cleared a rowdy crew of nonviolent offenders, lettin' them sail back to their families and pay their dues to society.
Yet, amidst the revelry, the scarlet letter of a federal conviction still clings to the poor souls, hinderin' their chances at a fair life. Now, a clever plan be afoot — the Weldon Angelos Presidential Pardon Expungement Act, which seeks to wipe the slate clean for those who’ve earned their way back into the good graces of the world. So, let’s hoist the sails for a just sea change, for every pirate and landlubber deserves a fair shot at redemption, savvy?