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Arrr! Clarke Reed, the crafty landlubber who steered the G.O.P. to victory in the South, has sailed to Davy Jones at 96!

2024-12-12

Arrr, he fashioned the Republican crew in Mississippi into a fearsome fleet o' conservatives, savvy as a fox with a treasure map, makin’ himself the captain of the regional seas! Avast, the man be a true scallywag o' power, plunderin’ the political waters with a hearty guffaw!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for ye be hearin' the tale of a scallywag who turned the good ol' Mississippi Republican Party into a mighty fortress of conservative might! Aye, this crafty buccaneer didn’t just build a party; he forged a veritable treasure chest o' political power, claimin' the title of the swashbucklin' regional power broker!

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