Arrr! We be sittin' ducks fer sky-borne mischief, and it be gettin' nastier, matey!
2024-12-13
Arrr, matey! Drones be a right troublesome squall! Many a sightin' in New Jersey's waters, aye! The Pentagon be tryin’ to brush it off like barnacles, but I say, beware! These flying contraptions be more menacin' than a kraken at tea time!
Arrr mateys, gather round! It be a dire time on the high seas of our skies! We’ve lost the ability to defend our airspace, thanks to that scallywag Biden and his bumbling crew! The word be out that suspicious drones be flitting about like pesky flies, scaring the good folks of New Jersey! Even ol’ Captain Kirby from the White House be scratching his head, sayin’ they can’t tell one from a cannonball!These aerial nuisances be hoverin’ over our precious nuclear sites, and no one knows who be piloting them! If yer thinkin’ they don't pose a threat, ye might as well be talkin’ to a parrot! The citizens be feelin’ jumpy, thinkin’ every cloud might be a drone with a bomb, and rightfully so! I tell ye, if a drone comes a’callin’, folks might take aim and fire at shadows!
We be in need of some serious upgrades! Our law enforcement be lookin’ like lost landlubbers, without the tools to tackle these flying threats! The FAA be makin’ a muck of things, clinging to outdated rules like a barnacle on a ship! The government be shakin’ in their boots, too afraid to admit they know naught! We gotta take charge, arm our crews with the right weapons, and keep our skies safe from these rogue drones! Arrr!