Arrr! Nancy Pelosi be laid up in Luxembourg, tripped over a treasure chest and be in dire need of a pirate's rum!
2024-12-13
Arrr, matey! Word be spreadin’ that the old sea dog, aged 84, took a tumble down the stairs o' a grand palace! She be carted off to the ship o’ healing for a right good check-up. Aye, even pirates can’t escape the treachery o’ slippery stairs!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of woe and tumbles, for it be about the aged former House captain, aged a ripe 84 years! This scallywag, stricken by the treacherous grip of gravity, didst take a mighty spill whilst descendin' the grand staircase of a regal palace!