Arrr! Scott Jennings warned the CNN swab not to lay a hand on him 'ere they spar about Trump and grub costs!
2024-12-13
Avast, mateys! Scott Jennings and Bakari Sellers be squabblin’ like scallywags over the President-elect Trump’s tall tales 'bout slashing grocery prices! A ruckus fit for a stormy sea, it was, on this fine Thursday morn! Aye, who knew groceries could spark such a hullabaloo? Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of two scallywags, Scott Jennings and Bakari Sellers, who found themselves in a right squabble over the claims of that rogue, President-elect Donald Trump, who swore he’d be slashin’ high grocery prices to bits! Aye, it was on the CNN seas, where Jennings warned Sellers not to lay a finger on him, as if he were a cursed treasure!Sellers, not one to back down, called Trump’s talk a “lie,” claimin’ the Democrats didn’t spin their yarn well enough for the landlubbers feelin’ the pinch at the market. He lamented their mistake in sayin’ that inflation was merely a passing storm while folks were feelin’ the sting of egg prices soar like a ship in a tempest!
As the debate raged on, they declared all manner of jibes at each other, with Jennings claimin’ it was indeed Biden’s policies at the helm, while Sellers shouted, “Nay!” and pointed fingers at the pandemic as the true culprit of inflation’s mutiny! So, as the CNN host played the role of captain, tellin’ them to keep their hands to themselves, the swashbucklin’ duo continued to duel, all while Trump plotted like a clever sea captain, claimin’ he’d conquer high grocery prices—if only the winds of fortune would blow his way! Arrr!