"Arrr, matey! Senate scallywags be callin' on Captain Biden to guard the landlubbers from the Trump tempest!"
2024-12-13
Arrr, me hearties! Ol' President Biden be feelin' the heat from his Senate scallywags to hoist the sails on the Temporary Protected Status and the wee lads’ Deferred Action before he sets sail into the sunset! Aye, time be tickin’, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank!
Arrr matey! It seems our fair Captain Biden be feelin' the heat from his crew of Senate Democrats, who be pressin' him to hoist the sails and extend the protections for some landlubbers who be dwellin' in these waters illegal-like! With the fearsome Trump fleet comin' to port next year, the pressure be on to shield those caught in the tempest of deportation.Senators Cortez Masto, Lujan, and Padilla gathered like a band of merry pirates, callin' for the captain to extend the Temporary Protected Status (TPS) and the cherished DACA, which keeps the young scallywags safe from the cruel clutches of the deportation storm. But beware! The Trump crew be ready to chop off them protections like a rogue wave, claimin’ the Biden administration be abusin' their power.
Though ol' Trump sways to the tune of makin' deals for the 'Dreamers,' his promise be as trustworthy as a one-legged parrot! Senators be urg'in Biden to seize this moment like a treasure chest, lest the incoming storm scatter their crew to the winds. The time be tickin', and the Democrats are callin' for bold action before they find themselves marooned in a sea of chaos!