Arrr! WV lawmaker nabbed fer threatenin' to off the whole crew over a spat in the caucus, ye scallywags!
2024-12-13
Arrr, matey! Ye see, Joseph de Soto, the scallywag of West Virginia, be threatenin’ to send Eastern Panhandle lawmakers to Davy Jones' locker ‘cause they be plotin’ to cast him out like a rotten fish! Aye, a right jolly ruckus fer the ol' crew!
Arrr matey, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a landlubber named Joseph de Soto, a delegate-elect from West Virginia, who found himself in a bit o' trouble with the law! The scallywag was nabbed fer threatenin' to dispatch more than a few lawmakers to Davy Jones’ locker after hearin' he might be kicked off his GOP ship!This doctor turned political miscreant, upon learnin' of his potential oustin', spewed threats fit fer a pirate's parley, claimin' he had a vision from the Mormon Angel of Moroni to “destroy” his fellow mates in the House. "I am focused on four people who are evil," he bellowed, as if he were in a tavern, not a legislative chamber!
As the tale unfolds, our villainous medic was already bein’ scrutinized fer possibly misrepresentin' his credentials, makin' him a true rogue of the political seas. With threats flyin' about like cannonballs, he had the poor delegates quakin' in their boots and hidin’ their families from his wrath!
In the end, the West Virginia GOP washed their hands of this rascal, callin' his actions a travesty. So remember, ye scurvy dogs, even in the world of politics, ye never know when a rogue might pop up with threats more dangerous than a kraken!