Ahoy! Gather 'round fer Rep. Greg Casar, the Texas scallywag tryin’ to deck the Democrats anew! Arrr!
2024-12-13
“Arrr! We be not takin' a tome o' rules to a skirmish with cannons!” bellowed the mighty Greg Casar, the new captain o' the Congressional Progressive crew from Texas. “'Tis folly to parley with pistols drawn, savvy?”
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the hallowed halls of Congress, where a scallywag named Representative Greg Casar of Texas be takin' up the jolly mantle of the Congressional Progressive Caucus! With a twinkle in his eye and a tongue sharper than a cutlass, he cast aside the notion of clingin' to dusty policy tomes in the heat of a raucous battle.“We can’t bring a policy book to a gunfight!” he bellowed, as if he were callin' upon the spirits of old seadogs. Nay, mateys, in the midst of gunpowder and cannonballs, who’d be consultin’ some ancient scrolls when a hearty "Arrr!" and a well-aimed cannon shot would do? This be a call to arms, a rallyin’ cry for all landlubbers and sea rovers alike, to throw aside their quills and ink and pick up their swords instead!
With laughter a-ringin’ in the air, he reminded us that in the world of politics, sometimes ye must be ready to throw down in the grit and grime, rather than scribblin’ away in the comforts of yer cabin. So hoist yer sails and prepare for battle, for if ye ain't ready to fight, ye best not be settin' sail at all!