"Arrr, McConnell be guardin' the polio potion, givin' a hearty warning to that scallywag RFK Jr.! Avast!"
2024-12-13
"Arrr, tryin’ to sink the good ship of trust in trusty cures be not just foolish — it be perilous! So spoke the ol’ Republican captain, a scallywag who’s danced with polio and lived to tell the tale! Beware, mateys, ignorance be a treacherous sea!"
Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I’ve a yarn to spin 'bout those scallywags who be tryin' to poke holes in the good ol' potions that be savin’ lives! Yarr, the former captain of the ship known as the Republican Party, a brave soul who be fightin' the cursed polio beast, be speakin' out against these wretched knaves. He be sayin' that their efforts be not just a heap o' nonsense, but downright perilous to our health!