Arrr, Whoopi be callin' RFK, Jr. a scallywag for fat shamin', gettin' blasted on 'Outnumbered'! How thick be ye, matey?
2024-12-13
Arrr, a merry crew of landlubbers skewered that Whoopi wench o' "The View" when she bristled at young RFK, Jr.! He be sayin' folks should eat their greens ‘fore settin' sail for them fancy weight-loss potions. Aye, a right jolly squabble on the high seas of health!
Arrr, gather 'round ye salty sea-dogs! A ruckus broke out on the high seas of media, where the fine lasses of "The View," led by that fierce vixen Whoopi Goldberg, clashed swords with the Fox News crew. Whoopi be blamin' Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the cap'n of health, for bein' a scallywag o' fat shame, just 'cause he dares suggest that folks might steer clear of their beloved processed grub!Kennedy, with a twinkle in his eye, be preachin’ the good word about healthy eats, claimin’ that real food can cure ailments like a magic potion, while Whoopi fired back, claimin’ some be born with the sails too full—bless her heart! She raged, “Ye be settin’ folks up for shame!” whilst cruisin’ down memory lane, reminiscing about her own battles with the bulge.
But lo and behold! The Fox crew—full o’ mirth—schooled her, sayin’ it ain't just about birthright but the choices ye make! With Dr. Nicole Saphier spillin’ the beans on how the poor be stuck eatin’ the dregs while good grub be outta reach. Harris Faulkner and her crew plundered the notion of fat shaming, raisin’ the flag of health for all! So let it be known, me hearties, 'tis not shame they be spreadin', but a call for a hearty, healthy America! Arrr!