Arrr! Politico scribe’s Bluesky parley be ye scuttled, drown’d in insults fer jabberin’ 'bout that landlubber Musk!
2024-12-13
Arrr, a scribe from Politico be catchin' a blusterin' storm o' foul-mouthed cannonballs from them progressive scallywags on the Bluesky! All fer speakin' his mind 'bout Captain Musk! Aye, the ship be takin' on water from all them personal jabs, like a leaky hull in a tempest!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag named Michael Kruse, a reporter fer Politico, who dared to set sail on the seas of Bluesky, a social media haven for the progressives. He shared a piece o' news about whether Democrats should keep battlin' on the treacherous waters of X, known before as Twitter, now captained by the Musk Kraken.In his message, he quoted a wise soul from the Democratic crew, sayin' that leavin' X 'cause o' Elon be akin to the politics o' purity that sunk many ships before. But lo and behold! Instead of a warm welcome, he was met with a storm of curses, callin' him all manner of names like “foul dork” and “numbskull.” One landlubber even suggested a rather gruesome fate involving a chainsaw! Arrr, that be a bit much, eh?
Kruse, thinkin' Bluesky was a safe harbor, was baffled by the furious cannons fired at him. He pondered if maybe the real toxin be the nature of social media itself. With his account briefly sunk, he was soon restored, yet the ruckus left him wonderin' if there truly be a safe space in this wild digital ocean.