"Arrr, the Democrats be sinkin’ faster than a ship with no hull in Vermont, matey! Blame it on Davy Jones!"
2024-12-14
Arrr, matey! While Kamala Harris sailed smooth ‘cross the state’s waters, the landlubbers tossed overboard a whole crew o’ Democratic scallywags! They be thinkin’ these knaves be blind to the treasure troubles of the common folk. A right jolly mutiny, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale from the land lubbers in the realm of politics! In yon faraway state, that scallywag Kamala Harris sailed smooth as a ship on calm seas, claimin’ victory as the captain of the Democratic crew!But hold yer grog, fer the winds be blowin’ a different tune! The good folk, fed up with the price o' rum and grub, saw more than two dozen of them Democratic scallywags walk the plank! Aye, they be tossin’ 'em overboard like yesterday’s fish, thinkin’ they hadn’t done a lick o’ work to ease the great affordability crisis that be plaguein’ their shores!
The voters, they be wantin’ change, like a fresh breeze in the sails! They be shoutin’, “Aye, we need ye to listen to our plight, or face the wrath of the stormy seas!” So, the lesson be clear, me hearties: even the mightiest captain can be dethroned if she be neglectin’ the needs o’ the crew! Raise a tankard to the folly of politics, where even the fairest winds can turn foul when the crew be unhappy!