Arrr! A lass once of Bond declares, “A bloke as Bond? Like a swabbin’ Mary Poppins! Har har!”
2024-12-14
Arrr! Gemma Arterton, once a siren of the silver screen, be tossin' a hearty "Nay!" to the thought of a lass donning the Bond name! She be sayin' that the dashing rogue should keep his breeches, lest we have a tea-drinkin' spy! Aye, the seas be too rough for that!
Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale ‘bout the fair Gemma Arterton, a lass who be raisin' a ruckus 'bout the notion of a lady James Bond! In her recent parley with the fine folks at The Times, she declared it downright absurd, like tryin' to fit a parrot on a cat! "A female Bond be as mad as Mary Poppins bein' played by a scallywag!" she said, thinkin' the chaps and lassies would find it all a bit too outrageous.Now, our Gemma played the brave agent Strawberry Fields in the 2008 flick, "Quantum of Solace," and firmly believes we ought to tip our hats to the legacy of the dashing Bond instead of twistin' it like a compass in a storm. "Respect the tradition!" she cried, as waves of change crash upon the shores of Hollywood.
Even the former Bond himself, Daniel Craig, chimed in, suggestin' that if the lasses want a hero, they should craft a new character worthy of their prowess, rather than dressin' up an old sea dog in a gown! Producer Barbara Broccoli, too, weighed anchor on the idea of a lass takin' on the role, sayin' the swashbucklin’ chap must remain a man, but let us build new tales for the fairer sex! Aye, the seas of change be turbulent, but a hearty laugh and a good tale shall keep our spirits high!