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Arrr, Nancy Pelosi be settin' sail for the surgeon’s table after takin' a tumble in Luxembourg, savvy?

2024-12-14

Arrr, matey! The fine lass, Nancy Pelosi, once captain of the House, done gone and had her hip fixed up proper-like across the seas after takin' a tumble in Luxembourg. Her crew be celebratin’ with a hearty “Aye!” and a pint o’ grog!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of politics, where the former House Speaker, the noble Nancy Pelosi, be havin' a misadventure in the foreign waters of Luxembourg! On a fine Saturday, after a wee tumble whilst snapin' a picture with her fellow landlubbers, she found herself in need of a new hip—aye, surgery it be!

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