"Arrr, officials be claimin' no proof be found o' them pesky drones threat'nin' our fine Northeast waters!"
2024-12-14
Avast, me hearties! In recent tides, many a sailor's eye be spied strange flying beasts in the sky! But fear not, say the landlubber lawmen, for some be naught but fine ships o’ the air, like flying contraptions and whirlin' chariots! Ha-ha!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round me hearty crew, fer I be spillin' the beans on a curious tale from the skies above! Aye, in the recent weeks, the seas of the heavens be churnin' with strange sightings of flying contraptions, makin' landlubbers quiver in their boots! The scallywags be shoutin' ‘aliens!’ and callin' fer their wooden swords, ready to defend against the unknown.But lo and behold, the wise federal law enforcement folks, savvy in the ways of the world, be settin' the record straight. They be tellin’ us that some o' these sightin's be none other than manned vessels like airplanes and helicopters, cruisin' through the clouds, not a tentacle or green face in sight! Aye, ‘tis a good thing fer the hearties, for what be worse than thinkin’ ye be under attack by extraterrestrial foes? I can hear the ruckus now: “Quick, grab the rum and prepare the cannons!”
So fear not, me hearties! 'Tis but the flutterin' wings of our own sky-farin' vessels that be causin' the commotion, and not some hairy beast from beyond the stars. Now, let's hoist the sails and make merry, fer there be no need to walk the plank just yet!