Arrr, New Jersey scallywag be bellowin' to Mayorkas and Austin, “Lower them ghostly flying contraptions, savvy?”
2024-12-14
Arrr, matey! Rep. Chris Smith be wonderin' why the Biden crew ain't cracked the case o' them pesky drones buzzin' 'round New Jersey! With videos a-flyin', it be lookin' like a right squall o' confusion, aye! Release the kraken, or at least some answers, savvy?
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! It be a grand day for a tale o’ mystery and mischief! Rep. Chris Smith from the land o’ New Jersey be callin’ out the Biden crew, claimin’ their ship be adrift in the storm o’ uncharted drones! These pesky flying contraptions have been buzzin’ about military bases and homes like seagulls after a feast since mid-November!With a flutterin’ of sails, these errant drones have even been sighted in Connecticut, makin’ Sen. Richard Blumenthal as riled as a sailor who’s lost his rum! He be yellin’ to shoot 'em down if they get too cheeky! But alas, the officials be downplayin’ the whole affair, sayin’ there be no signs of foreign scallywags behind the wheel.
Smith, the brave captain o’ the Jersey shore, demanded to know why the mighty Department of Homeland Security be unable to track these mysterious sea-born sky pirates. He even penned a letter to Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, suggestin’ they take a shot at bringin’ ‘em down over the briny deep, away from innocent folk!
Smith suspects these aerial nuisances might be sendin' a message from foreign foes, likin’ the likes of Russia or China! Aye, the plot thickens like a stew in a pirate’s pot! So hoist the sails, and let’s see if the good captain Smith can uncover the truth behind these elusive drone marauders!