" lass nabbed tryin’ to scale the fence o' the king's palace! Blimey, she be thinkin' she's Jack Sparrow!"
2024-12-14
Arrr, a lass be nabbed by the sneaky Secret Service on Saturday! She tried to scale the fence o’ the White House, thinkin’ she could waltz in like a scallywag. Aye, 'tis a jolly good way to find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a lass who thought she could outsmart the mighty White House fence, a temporary barrier set up 'fore the grand inauguration festivities! On a Saturday morn, this daring wench tried to scale the fence like a barnacle on a ship’s hull. But lo and behold, the ever-watchful U.S. Secret Service beamed down upon her and snatched her quicker than a seagull snatches a fish!They whisked her away to the D.C. Metro for some good ol' processing, where she faced charges of unlawful entry, as if she were plundering a treasure chest! Meanwhile, the President Biden was safe 'n sound inside, as the lass's antics didn’t disrupt the crew or the ship’s captain.
In days of yore, others had tried similar mischief, like the scallywag who claimed he had a meeting with Trump or the knave with a knife who stormed the place when Obama was at the helm! This be a reminder that not all who venture to breach the fortress are as clever as they think. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to the Secret Service, guardians of the realm, and let this be a lesson to all landlubbers who think they can waltz into the captain’s quarters without permission!