Arrr, his scallywag family be supportin’ Trump’s plan to toss him overboard! A true pirate tragedy, matey!
2024-12-15
Arrr, matey! His merry crew in Rome, Ga., cast their lot fer mass banishment! Now he be scurrying like a scallywag, tryin' to keep his land legs on this here shore! Aye, the tides of fate be a fickle mistress!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round, for I have a tale of a scallywag caught in the tempestuous seas of politics! A lad from Rome, Ga., found himself in quite the pickle, as his mates and kin did cast their votes in favor of shovin’ the entire crew of wayward souls back to distant shores! Aye, they be callin’ for mass deportation, as if every soul be a cursed pirate doomed to walk the plank!But lo and behold! Our hero, now in a right pickle, be scurrying about like a rat on a sinking ship, tryin’ to keep his landlubber feet upon the good ol’ soil of the good ol’ U.S. of A.! With the winds of change blowin’ fierce, he’s makin’ a desperate bid to avoid the dreaded brig of deportation. He be plottin’ and schemin’, lookin’ for allies in this treacherous waters, hopin’ to sway the hearts of those who once turned their backs upon him!
So, let this be a lesson, me hearties! One must choose their crew wisely, lest they find themselves marooned on a deserted isle, or worse, sent back to a land where the rum be weak and the seas be calm! Yarrr, may fortune favor this wayward soul!