Arrr! Devin Nunes, that scallywag Trump matey, be captaining the spy crew, savvy? Aye, it be a jolly jest!
2024-12-14
Arrr, as captain of the House Intelligence crew, he took a swing at the Russia treasure hunt and the first keel-hauling of Captain Trump! Now, this scallywag Nunes be at the helm of Trump’s social media ship, makin’ waves on the high seas of the internet! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Mr. Nunes, the captain of the House Intelligence Committee ship. This crafty buccaneer set sail into treacherous waters, takin' aim at the Russia inquiry like a cannon blast at a rival vessel! With a hearty laugh, he scoffed at the impeachment of the great Donald J. Trump, claimin' it be naught but a tempest in a teacup!But lo and behold! This rogue has hoisted a new flag upon his mast, for now, he be the master of the good ship Trump’s social media company. Aye, from investigatin’ secrets to conjurin' tweets, he be navigatin’ the high seas of the digital world! With a wink and a nod, he be swabbin' the decks of controversy, all while plunderin' the treasure of likes and shares.
So raise yer tankards, me hearties, to Mr. Nunes! A rascal who went from conspiracies to computer screens, and now sails the uncharted waters of the social media seas, where the winds of fortune blow as wild as a pirate's dreams! Aye, let the rum flow and the jesters jibe, for in this grand tale, the laughter be the greatest booty of all!