Arrr! A jolly shindig in Houston turned into cannon fire, claimin' two lads and woundin' others in the fray!
2024-12-15
Arrr, matey! A ruckus in Houston's port left two young scallywags six feet under and three more nursed their wounds, all 'cause of a rowdy bash at a shanty club! Aye, ‘tis a right sorry tale for a night of revelry!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've tales from the murky waters of Houston, Texas, where a ruckus erupted like a cannon blast at a pop-up shindig late Saturday eve! Aye, it be a dark night as the good folk found themselves in the midst of a scuffle, leavin' two young lads breathin' their last and three others wounded like ol' sea dogs!The brave lads of the Houston Police, like sharks drawn to blood, arrived 'round 11:20 p.m. to see a throng of scallywags leggin' it from the makeshift tavern. With swift sails, they attended to the poor souls, but alas, a 16-year-old lad met Davy Jones' locker right there, while a lass of the same age was whisked away to the hospital, where she too joined the ranks of the lost!
As fortune would have it, a third young lass, just 13 summers old, be clingin' to life, and a 19-year-old wench checked herself in, though she be in fairer shape. As for the scallywag who caused this commotion, he be fled like a cowardly rat, and the lawmen be still huntin' him down, like a treasure map that leads to naught but trouble! Aye, the seas be wild and full of mysteries, mateys!