Arrr, Tori Spelling be sayin’ she got hit by a BB cannon at a Christmas jolly at nineteen! Avast!
2024-12-15
Arrr, matey! Tori Spelling, a lass from the grand Beverly Hills 90210, be spillin' the beans! While cruisin' in a carriage at the Hollywood Christmas shindig, some scallywag shot her with a wee BB gun! Aye, 'tis a tale fit for the briny depths!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a jolly tale of Tori Spelling, the wench of "Beverly Hills 90210" fame! She be reminiscin' 'bout a holiday soiree gone awry. In a curious post on the magical scroll of Instagram, she be showin' a snapshot from the Hollywood Christmas parade of yore—back in 1992, when she were but a sprightly lass of 19!As she waved to the landlubbers, she felt a sharp sting in her leg, thinkin’ she’d been struck by a cursed cannonball! Nay, it was a BB gun that marked the day! Her matey, Brian Austin Green, teased her in their usual banter, sayin’, “Ye be dramatic!” Aye, she’s had a flair for the theatrics, that one!
After the merry ride, Tori checked her trousers and lo! A burn hole appeared, like a mark of shame from a treacherous pirate’s shot! She jested that while she survived, her beloved 501s met a grim fate. This harrowing event left her shakin’ in her boots, takin' decades to muster the courage to ride in another parade! But fear not, she still loves watchin' the spectacle with her wee ones, adding to her collection of “Christmas sTORIes.” So raise a mug, me hearties, to Tori and her tales of adventure on the high seas of Hollywood! Arrr!