"Arrr, David Marcus be sayin’ the drone mishap be a fine finish t’ Biden’s 'Ye needn’t know' reign, har har!"
2024-12-15
Avast ye! Columnist David Marcus be sayin' the hush-hush 'round them strange flying contraptions be naught but the usual shenanigans o' the Biden crew as they sail into the sunset. Arrr, secrecy be their compass and confusion their sails!
Ahoy me hearties! Up in the skies over New Jersey, what be spottin’? A bird, a plane, or nay, the Biden administration’s last shreds of credibility ablaze like a ship on fire! These here mysterious drones be hoverin' about, causin' a ruckus and makin' the White House look like a crew of scallywags without a clue!As ol’ Captain Joe Biden sails away from what be claimed as one of the worst presidencies in the annals of time, the White House be sayin’ to the good folk, "Ye don’t need to know that!" Whether it be his mental state or a pardon for his wayward son, they keep it all under wraps like a buried treasure! Why, even Press Secretary Jen Psaki told a brave soul askin’ 'bout COVID cases, “Why do ye need that information?” Aye, they don’t want ye to know nothin’!
Now, these giant drones sway like drunken sailors above the Garden State, and the White House claims they be clueless! But how can ye know they pose no danger if ye don’t even ken what they be? It be as daft as a parrot givin' navigation advice! With Trump settin’ his sights on the big house, he be itchin’ to take one down if the mystery persists. Aye, the question ain’t what ye need to know, but what ye damn well deserve to know, and that be a lot more than what ol' Joe could ever muster. Yarrr!