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Arrr, pamperin' the wee scallywags be like givin' 'em a ship with no sails; they’ll never learn to sail!

2024-12-15

Arrr, I found meself bein' compelled to swap me spyglass from the treacherous seas of social media to the stormy waters of me lad's mind! I be ponderin’ what vexes him, how he parley’s with foes, and how he navigates the squalls of disagreement, savvy?

Ahoy there, me hearties! As a mother of a wee lad o' ten summers, I find meself constantly battlin' the scourge of social media lurkin' about, tryin' to ensnare the young 'uns. Me husband and I be holdin' fast, denyin' him a grog-filled phone and keepin' his school-issued ChromeBook all locked up tighter than a treasure chest on a stormy night.

After makin' the film "The Coddlin' of the American Mind," I realized the fiercest foes be dwellin' in the minds of the youth, battlin' the demons of self-doubt and fear. Aye, these young scallywags be wrestlin' with who to befriend and what path to sail, lest they be cast aside like flotsam on the tide!

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